One more thing

HAPPY 6TH BIRTHDAY SEBASTIAN!
(We need to take a new pic or two now that you're all grown up!)

Okay, the sign on the furniture.
This is my grandson Sebastian.
A few years ago (he is obviously a grown-up of six solemn years, now) many of us were in Albuquerque at my MIL's (Peggy's) for a party. She had someone help her to print out these signs, put them in frames and set them all around the living room. 'Drink' was actually meant symbolically to be anything taken by mouth.

He who puts
drink on
Chief Peggy's
Furniture
Suffers
many moons

But the thing is, no matter how hard she tried to control what was going on, with dozens of kids, and oblivious adults, someone was gonna break the rules. Especially someone who clearly couldn't read.