sarah goes to lake placid, apparently

Here's a smashingly fun meme from my fab friend Jennifer over at Stiletto Heights (who clearly leads a much glammer life than me):

1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:
Sarah Needs A Cold Shower, Self-Esteem -
(no comment necessary!)

2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:
sarah looks like she's confused by the bottle and the cup
(ohhhhh hahahaha)

3: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:
Sarah does Smile
(not as often as I laugh though)

4: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:
Sarah Hates Your Movie
(I do NOT!!!)

5: Type in “[your name] goes to” in Google search:
sarah goes to lake placid...again
(woeshemana, I don't remember the first time!))

6: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:
Sarah loves pop culture
(too often true)

7: Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search:
Ex-Sex Slave Sarah Eats Sushi
(ummmmmmmm)

8: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:
Sarah Has An Adventure.
(hope it's a good one)

9: Type in “[your name] died” in Google Search:
Sarah dies at the age of one hundred and twenty-seven...
Sarah died of a Heroine Overdose
(well, that doesn't sound good)

10: Type in “[your name] will” in Google search:
Sarah will sort you out
(of course I will!)